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Laughing is a gas: So says the Joker!

When times are tough, it can be hard to laugh. So, with that in mind we thought it would be awesome to share some of the funniest jokes, blog entries, or whatever else with you. Why? Simple, we all need to smile and laugh as much as possible, it is medically proven to be good for your health! Personally, I tend to lean towards reality humour that is kinda like a “stand up” storyteller observational life humour, but they always got to have a bit of a “bite” or edge to them. Smart, dumb, and everything in between you name it (except nothing vulgar). The material we put on this site will be cited, linked, anonymous, or if you think you have some funnier you want to share – SEND IT. Enough talk, read on and please send in your comments!

~ Jason “Kitch”

These jokes were found on Craigslist.

SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT: nevermind

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NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt’s mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt’s address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime… soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.

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Hello.

I am dirt.

See?

I need to move out of the driveway. I’m not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.

Could you haul me away? Far, far away?

I am in Wedgwood. That’s just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.

I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?

Someone emailed me for my measurements. That’s kind of a personal question, but I guess we’re friends, right? I’m about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I’m pretty small around the edges.

Thanks in advance.

Yours truly,

Pile of Dirt

P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It’s not like I’m mud or fancy rocks. I’m just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don’t waste dirt’s time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn’t here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone.

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ALL UTIL. INCLUDED!!! THIS IS THE ONE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

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GORGEOUS 10 x 14 BEDROOM, DRENCHED WITH LOTS OF AFTERNOON SUNLIGHT, GENEROUS CLOSET SPACE, CLEAN BATHROOM, NICE COMMON SPACE AND STORAGE. W/D IN BASEMENT (COIN-OP ALTHOUGH LANDLORD IS IN PROCESS OF MAKING IT FREE!) AND ELEC/COOKING GAS/HI-SPEED INTERNET/TRASH PICK-UP INCLUDED IN RENT. STREET PARKING. CLOSE TO HOSPITALS AND SOME SHOPPING.

LIVE WITH TWO QUIET ROOMMATES BOTH STUDENTS (ONE INTERNATIONAL)
NO DRINKING/DRUGS, CALM LIVING ENVIRONMENT FOR RIGHT INDIVIDUAL
WITH REGULAR HOURS.

THERE IS ONE SMALL CATCH THAT HAS NOT BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL WITH PREVIOUS TENANTS. BEDROOM MUST BE SHARED WITH APPROX. 700 LB. ADULT MALE SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO “STRETCH HIS LEGS” FROM TIME TO TIME. HE FEEDS ON FRUITS AND LEAVES AND HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN INTENSE SEXUAL APPETITE.

BIG KITCHEN WITH BREAKFAST AREA. BEDROOM WINDOWS FACE REAR COURTYARD NO TRAFFIC NOISE! SOMEWHAT LOW CEILINGS BUT GUT RENOVATED WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS AND ORIGINAL MOLDINGS.
NOT RAILROAD! SEPARATE ROOMS WITH TWO ENTRANCES. SECOND FLOOR WALK-UP.

YEAR LEASE REQUIRED.
FIRST AND LAST PLUS SECURITY. TOTAL OF $1155 MOVE-IN COST.
THIS WILL NOT LAST. NO BROKERS PLEASE.

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Hot girl for hot guy!

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